This book profiles the crazy world of a 54-year-old woman, Janie, finding herself back in the dating scene. In this account, Janie shares her dating stories and her thoughts about dating on the Internet. In her quests, she meets a man on the Internet whom she affectionately assigns the name “Full Plate”, and who becomes her trusted advisor and confidant for over two years. Yet, Janie and Full Plate never meet, even though they only live 10 miles apart. Throughout the years of back-and-forth emailing, Janie tells it all to Full Plate, including her bizarre date with a man who had a wing-man called Horton, a stuffed elephant who did most of the talking.